The Republic of Something very bad 2 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.74 billion Something very bad 2ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The very strong Something very bad 2ian economy, worth 179 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 48,077 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,018 per year while the poor average 10,763, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Something very bad 2's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Something very bad 2 is ranked 238,906^th in the world and 7,497^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 129.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.